Comic Relief 1.0 is officially out

I have put the finishing touches on Comic Relief, my metrically equivalent replacement  for the barftastically popular Comic Sans MS. It takes up the exact same space as Comic Sans, but the letters have consistent height, consistent slant, and consistent stroke width. It looks like the handwriting of that girl who was the teacher’s pet back in 5th grade instead of the handwriting of your arthritic grandfather.

WE LOVE YOU CRUNCHY

The next time one of your family members tries to print up something that they designed using Comic Sans, relieve them of their responsibilities, and appease their desire for unprofessional typography by switching the font over to Comic Relief. While it is a better choice for your lost cat poster, it is still inappropriate for a gravestone.

Head over to the Comic Relief page for downloads.

Pete Carroll, why do you vex me so?

Sorry, I know you have all been clamoring for some more SMMRs and I have not been delivering, because football. And because school. And because servers. And because Comic Sans.

Well, the Seahawks are out of the playoffs, so I can spend more of my free time finding great music, instead of yelling myself hoarse at a coach that makes the wrong call at every opportunity.

GRRR! Pete Carroll

School is, well… school. But it’s my last class, and then I am free of this insatiable monster that devours my time and willpower. #SENIORITIS

I have migrated loudifier.com to a new server. Can you tell? No? Good. Before, I was using a generic LAMP stack on a dual-core laptop with 3GB of RAM, running Linux Mint, and being used for web browsing and office documents. Now I’m running Ubuntu Server on a dedicated single-core, 2GB laptop from 2005. I switched to NGINX, APC, and Varnish to make up for the decreased processing power, and it took me a long time to get (almost) all of the kinks worked out. The whole thing performs surprisingly well, and cost me exactly zero dollars. Here, you can see that the new loudifier data center is literally held together with zip ties.

loudserv

Comic Sans, you ask? Well, I read about a charity auction called Cosmic Sans, that sold off space-themed paintings of each letter in the alphabet to raise money for kids who don’t read good. It’s a great project and all, but I really clicked the link hoping to find a font that was a modern replacement for the ubiquitous Comic Sans. When I didn’t find one, I decided to just go ahead and make one myself. Little did I know, making fonts is hard, and extraordinarily time consuming. After sinking about 60 hours into my font, Comic Spans, it is nearly complete. It will get it’s own post soon, but here is a preview:

Comic Spans preview

Apple is half-assing the iPad mini

Without the manic, price-be-damned, attitude of Steve Jobs, Apple just doesn’t know how to make or launch a new product.

The new iPad mini is a great idea. Finally, you can do all the cool, iPaddy stuff you have always wanted to do, only in a more convenient, 7 inch, form-factor. Except it is going to look awful, because Apple only put half of its behind into its oft-extolled Retina display technology.

Don’t get me wrong, the jump from the iPhone 3GS to the iPhone 4 was amazing. It looked great, and the hardware that came together to give you 326 pixels per inch revolutionized the industry. But the software was another story. All they did was double the size of the images in apps, and use simple 2x scaling, which works, as long as you scale your pixel sizes accordingly.

Enter the iPad, then the Retina iPad, then the Retina MacBook, and then the iPhone 5. By this point, you would think that Apple would have ways for developers to make apps that would intelligently scale based on the display they are shown on, because none of these devices has the same resolution, or even the same aspect ratio. You would think that by the sixth revision of iOS, which now accommodates a 16:9 display on the iPhone 5, apps would be coded with some sort of getDispResX(), getDispResY() system so there would only be ONE version of the app for ALL iOS devices. You would think so, but you would be wrong. Now, if the developer hasn’t updated an app for the iPhone 5, you get ugly black bars.

On Android, you can play Robo Defense on nearly any screen, nearly any phone, nearly any tablet. One beautiful app.

Which brings me to the iPad mini. 1024×768, at a whopping 163 ppi. Pretty lackluster when compared to the rest of Apple’s lineup, and even worse when compared to the rest of the 7 inch tablet market. For example, the Nexus 7 comes in at 216 ppi and costs $130 less than the iPad mini.

Apple could have stuck a 1600×1200 display in the same space, and bumped the iPad mini up to 253 ppi, but then they would have had to come up with a whole new range of apps to accommodate a device that they didn’t want to make in the first place. With this lame display, they can recycle all of the apps designed for the original iPad. Using apps for an older device also means they can cheap out on the processor, mitigating the risk of releasing a new device with none of their usual hype and fanfare. 

What they should have done, way back in iOS 4 with the introduction of the first Retina display, was create a responsive framework that allows apps to look nice on any reasonable display. Instead, the developers of three quarters of a million apps have to scramble to fix their apps every time Apple makes a new device.

It’s kind of funny. First, the original iPad was just a giant iPod touch, and now, the iPad mini is just a small iPad 1 made out of glue.